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Food, Spirits, Observations and Excuses.

I don’t understand how anyone could be capable of making so much damn noise just eating a tomato sandwich.

Pull your life together.

(Source: cult-en, via you-kinkycunt)

Walked by this today. This is Halloween.

One of my friends teaches 3rd grade…

Today at work I found…

iroh:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

omg!

(via vicfuentesisindeedasexgod)

Mario Batali, your show, shot in black and white as a cry for artistic value much like Human Centipede 2 and the fact that you started your season with Raechel Ray made it impossible to watch. I’m guessing because she was the easiest to book because she’s so IRRELEVANT.
The only Raechel Ray product I have ever and will ever purchase is dog food.

"Britney broke up with David….
That means I still have a chance.”

Justin: “That’s what I was just going to say.”

::Rich people laugh::

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via deadbeatdevin)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via you-kinkycunt)

I got hit on by a cute girl today. She was 10 weeks pregnant…. I don’t know what to feel.