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My neighbor just came outside and is yelling on the phone about the baby mama…. Pssshh take that inside.
Some of us are trying to enjoy the weather.

I’m sitting on my porch eating noodles, watching Maple and Kit play in the yard and listening to country music because IDGAF.

::slurp::

She doesn’t offend me but I have to try to keep from laughing at the fact that she thinks she’s relevant.
Let sigh.

(Source: thebuffyfiles, via eyeball)

This is what I had in Canada as a child so fuck you Barney.

(Source: inthiscountryheart, via deadbeatdevin)

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via youraverageantisocialite)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via deadbeatdevin)

I used to wake up happy. That time has passed and it’s not even for any particular reason that I’m empty. Maybe I just need a new goal.

I like this even better than the original sriracha. Also if you’re gluten free you can enjoy this.

Alcoholic biological maternal unit trying to pick a fight: “Are you SURE you’re not pregnant?”

My response: Keep insinuating that I’m fat.
I’ll remove the batteries from all of your vehicles, confiscate your bank cards and leave you stranded here in the middle of the woods and create my own little version of hunger games rehab for you.
May the odds be ever in your favor, bitch.

Today was supposed to be fun. It turned out to be emotionally taxing.
Anxiety issues.

It got SO much worse. We use bullets when we run out of hotels.

So much property. Bleeding each other out.