Shaken not stirred.

Ask   I'm Kristen. 24. Sex toy slinger, lush, excellent cook, quirkster, and all about animal welfare.

Nothing racist going on here.
I can’t stop laughing internally.

Nothing racist going on here.
I can’t stop laughing internally.

— 7 hours ago
In America, we make freedom angels!

In America, we make freedom angels!

— 7 hours ago

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

image

The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

image

… that prefers the darkness…

image

… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

image

The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

image

… but to no avail.

image

I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy, via acacialeibka)

— 7 hours ago with 595293 notes

Every time I finish listening to Katy Perry’s “Dark horse”, I think about Juicy J. Then I attempt to gently smother myself with a pillow in an attempt to die and start over because when I was put here first time, there was clearly some kind of mix up.

— 8 hours ago with 1 note

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via punned)

— 8 hours ago with 106986 notes

sarahharasb:

theboychosenbythekeyblade:

you forgot the best one:

So he came prepared lol.

(Source: wololo-wololo-blog, via deadbeatdevin)

— 8 hours ago with 411816 notes
majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

(Source: cute-animals-only, via deadbeatdevin)

— 8 hours ago with 206009 notes
givemeinternet:

My reaction to the fucking birds chirping outside my window at 4:30 in the morning

givemeinternet:

My reaction to the fucking birds chirping outside my window at 4:30 in the morning

— 8 hours ago with 292 notes
If I were Britney famous I wouldn’t have body guards or anything. I would let the pandemonium ensue and then stop, turn around, and say “bow “.

If I were Britney famous I wouldn’t have body guards or anything. I would let the pandemonium ensue and then stop, turn around, and say “bow “.

— 8 hours ago
#britney  #britneyspears  #personal  #text  #loki  #tomhiddleston  #famous  #thoughts